OKAY THIS IS WAY TOO GOOD OF A STORY SO IM POSTING IT FOR EVERYONE TO SEE.
so at my sleepaway camp(which is fabU) we have a prom of sorts. and me and my friend kirsten are just chilling outside the sports center, which is like the dance floor of the whole thing
and we see this one kid who is sitting on a bench by himself. he looks maybe 13, 14 at the most. so we’re like aww poor guy lets go talk to him
and we walk over to him, introduce ourselves, and for the life of me i cant remember his name so to this day we just call him bench kid. anyways we try to ask him why hes all alone and hes like eh. just dont really feel like doing anything and we’re like yeah yeah its cool proms dumb anyways and then we try to strike up a conversation, like what does he like to do, what tv shows does he watch
we soon find out that this kid does NOT like to watch tv, does NOT read books, does NOT listen to music or have any sort of past-time in particular. and he’s totally like normal and whatever
he just DOESNT DO A N Y T HING
and so we ask him okay, so like what do you like to do at camp? like what activities do you sign up for?
lets keep in mind here that my camp has literally EVERYTHING ON THE PLANET TO POSSIBLY DO. we have every sport known to mankind, we have a rockwall, a zipline, a lake with jetskiing, waterskiing, rowboats, an iceberg, an 80 foot long waterslide, a rope swing, a water trampoline, we have rocketry, we have rifelry, we have archery, we have wrestling a weightroom and gymnastics and a huge skatepark, we have pottery, we have arts and crafts, we have bungee trampolines, we have gaga, we have horseback riding, we have rafting trips, we have mountain biking and boarding, we have an indoor AND an outdoor trapeze and a phemonomenal circus program, we have cooking…we have literally EVERYTHING.
so what does this kid say he likes to do?
"i mostly just sit on benches."
his parents spent $2000 for him to sit around and do nothing.
and that, ladies and gents, is the story of bench kid.
queenofskaro i think youll appreciate this